“HY: XXX”: A Luxury Real Estate Developer Experience.

Own a scintillating slice of New York’s hottest real estate. This scaled set of architectural sex toys that reimagines each of the new buildings at the Hudson Yards as a unique dildo. The full set of custom-molded silicone toys fits snugly into a scaled replica of the entire 28-acre development. 

Each scaled to 1" = 100', highlights of the collection include Heatherwick's Vessel as an amateur buttplug, DSR's Shed as an invigorating clitoral stimulator, and KPF's gargantuan roof deck tower as a magnum fisting dildo - recommended for those without a fear of heights. Each power tower fits into a custom opening in the site where it stands proud and tall from 7.78" (55-HY) to a magnum size 12.68" (30-HY).

For those curious buyers, the listing price is pegged to one square foot of Stephen Ross’s own Hudson Yards located Penthouse when it was successfully sold in 2023 at $40 millions dollars. Agents are standing by. Each Product is made to order and takes 6 to 8 weeks for production and delivery.

Made of skin-safe, body-safe silicone, this simulacrum of Hudson Yards complex will take you to dizzying heights.

For use with water-based lubricants. Safe to clean with soap and water. For adults 18+.

Shipping is executed by courier and is determined by Local and International Rates.