HY: XXX : A Luxury Real Estate "Developer Experience"
HY: XXX : A Luxury Real Estate "Developer Experience"
“HY: XXX”: A Luxury Real Estate Developer Experience.
Own a scintillating slice of New York’s hottest real estate. This scaled set of architectural sex toys that reimagines each of the new buildings at the Hudson Yards as a unique dildo. The full set of custom-molded silicone toys fits snugly into a scaled replica of the entire 28-acre development.
Each scaled to 1" = 100', highlights of the collection include Heatherwick's Vessel as an amateur buttplug, DSR's Shed as an invigorating clitoral stimulator, and KPF's gargantuan roof deck tower as a magnum fisting dildo - recommended for those without a fear of heights. Each power tower fits into a custom opening in the site where it stands proud and tall from 7.78" (55-HY) to a magnum size 12.68" (30-HY).
For those curious buyers, the listing price is pegged to one square foot of Stephen Ross’s own Hudson Yards located Penthouse. Agents are standing by. Each Product is made to order and takes 6 to 8 weeks for production and delivery.
Made of skin-safe, body-safe silicone, this simulacrum of Hudson Yards complex will take you to dizzying heights.
For use with water-based lubricants. Safe to clean with soap and water. For adults 18+.
Shipping is executed by courier and is determined by Local and International Rates.